A Pocket Full of Chaos by JHESFC

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People are seeking the answers to the confusion, the moral sickness, the spiritual emptiness that oppresses the world. We are crying out for guidance. For comfort. For peace. Eris is LAUGHING!! (Don't worry, she loves us) A Pocket Full of Chaos is a manual for Discordian Evangelists, published by Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee. JHESFC designates materials that are appropriate for a well rounded collection of quality Discordian literature. Selections represent a variety of the best in both clasic and contemporary reading and reference materials for the inquirer or the believer in ERIS DISCORDIA, OUR GODDESS! OUR MOTHER!!

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Memoirs of a Daydreamer by Timothy Bowen (Ol Boy Floats)

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A collection of Poems, ramblings and musings from Timothy Bowen. Timothy Bowen is a writer living in Jonesboro AR. He is a Pope of Discordianism under the title Pope Ol Boy Floats KSC (short title). Occasionally Tim ministers at the local Unitarian Universalist church in town. He is also founder of OUR Records, a Discordian/Anarchist virtual record company. (now at ohmyeris.com). He also sings/does electronics for a few bands and solo music projects, mainly and most sucessfuly with 3 Inch Giants. (www.myspace.com/3inchgiants). Memoirs of a Daydreamer is his first publication. He is currently working on a novel called COMFORT.

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From the Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair by Timothy Bowen

From the Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair is the definitive collection of poetry by yet-to-be renown poet Timothy Bowen.

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From The Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair: Second Updated Edition by Timothy Bowen

This is the first collection of poetry by Timothy Bowen, with a new afterword and additional poems.

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Hallucinating Arkansas by Timothy Bowen

Hallucinating Arkansas is the second poetry collection by Timothy Bowen.

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the aliens are coming!!!!!: and it's gonna be like the best birthday christmas newyears ever!!!!!! by T Edward Bowen

The third poetry collection from T Edward Bowen

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Rev Timothy Edward Bowen - Chubby White Monkey: and Other Fables

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The new collection of poetry from the infamous Rev Timothy Edward Bowen is bringing you the most poetry for your buck and bang in the drain. You know what I mean. This book is hot. Hot to trot. Buy it and put it on your shelf. Let's just talk. Let's say this book came in a fancy and new and nice matte cover with a hysterically embarrassing picture of yours truly, had over 70 pages of unpublished poems, writings, and interviews, as well as reprintings of every other poetry book I ever published bundled into one, affordable and elegant, rampant with spelling errors and logical fallacies and poems that will offend and entertain all sorts of people from feminists, to Christians, to Elvis x Roy Orbison cling film fan fiction aficionados?

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Would you SHARE AND LIKE STATUSES?
Would you order a copy and use it as a stocking stuffer? As toilet paper? As psychological warfare? Leave bad reviews? Post nudes of me on 4chan? Call up The Jerry Springer Show and tell him I'm the baby's daddy?

Please, oh please....just let me know

Timothy Bowen featuring Dickhead Jim - Grandma's Cum Fart

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Timothy Bowen - Voices of Chaos

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Voices of Chaos is a collection of interviews with: 

Adam Gorightly - writer of Prankster and the Conspiracy, biography of Kerry Thornley (co-creator of Principia Discordia and presumed second gunman in the JFK conspiracy). 
Reverend Loveshade - Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht 
Chaplin IM False KSC of The 23rd Street Chapel 
Spratzaman Rojas from the band Electric Dragon 
Peter Carroll - Author of Liber Null and Psychonaut, founder of IOT 
The Discordian Society - A Rock Band it Seems 
LOB - One time Station Head of T.O.P.Y. Founder of band Instagon 
Rev.Dr. Jon Swabey - Author of Apocrypha Discordia 
BOB001 - 011000100110111101100010 
Rev. Ivan Stang - co-founder of The Church of The Subgenius 
Rev. St. Syn KSC Author of Metaclysmia Discordia 
JHESFC - Creators of Jonesboria Discordia 
and Beatus Ffungo - Creator of The Summa Discordia 

"This splendid historical document shows that humanity did in fact evolve viable antidotes to postmodernist deconstructualism, religious fundamentalism, political correctness, and the war on drugs, some time ago, but has yet to fully deploy them.............."
~Pete Carroll.

Rev Timothy Edward Bowen - Principia Dysnomia

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The Principia Dysnomia is a book about the worship of the Goddess Dysnomia, made in a way to give tribute to the first Discordian book, the Principia Discordia. It is ripe with freshwater seafood puns and people’s names switched around in a nod to the mental disorder, and a couple moon jokes for you space cases. It is not, and I repeat, it is not Jonesboria Discordia Part II. That is a filthy lie. Bad bad people spread filthy filthy lies.

Rev Timothy Edward Bowen - Jonesboria Discordia: How we found The Goddess, and how much money we'll accept for her ransom

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Jonesboria Discordia OR How we found the Goddess and how much money we'll accept for her ransom, continues in the Discordian tradition of Principia Discordia, Metaclysmia Discordia, Apocrypha Discordia, Summa Discordia,The Book of Eris, and the rest. In this book you will find out how to become S.T.U.P.I.D., how to shave like a proper Discordian, who this mysterious JOCKO fellow is, and maybe you'll get a giggle or two.

Timothy Bowen - I Hope My Destiny Is In Your Pants

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(An Ode To Miley Ray)

Timothy Bowen - Oh Yes Smappy Mammy Yammy Hit Me Big Big Boy

Timothy Bowen - Oh Yes Smappy Mammy Yammy Hit Me Big Big Boy
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Timothy Bowen - 3 LyneZ @ Δ thymE

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Timothy Bowen - Pico, You Are Not A Gargoyle, Get Down

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Timothy Bowen - Bad Spelling and Grammar Presents: A History of Failure Volume One

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Bad Spelling and Grammar was the short lived solo project of Timothy Bowen, a poet, Discordian Pope, and all around cool guy. Unlike the previous release This is how I Struggle, this collection is the more accessible and enjoyable tracks from a usually harsh and abrasive noise project.

Timothy Bowen - Radical Collaborations

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"Rad Collabs" with Geronimo Stevens and Hellcake. Taken from the "Robots With Fucking Lazers, Man" sessions.

Timothy Bowen - On Hedonism, Nihilism, and Just Giving Up

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On Hedonism, Nihilism, and Just Giving Up is the second spoken word album by Timothy Bowen. All poems can be found in his book Chubby White Monkey: and Other Fables. Contains a bonus track of stand up comedy.

Timothy Bowen - Spitting Poetry Bullets

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Spitting Poetry Bullets is the first spoken word album by Timothy Bowen. All poems can be found in his book Chubby White Monkey: and Other Fables.