Don't you want to help make this pile even bigger?
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Bizarotical
Bizarotical
A Collection of the Most Insane and Bizarre Erotica EVER PUBLISHED!
Authored by
Rev Dr Timothy Edward Bowen KSC
Photographs by Justin Richardson
Cover design or artwork by Brandy Griffin
A bitter nihilist finds the most gruesome way to masturbate. A dying Elvis finds pure joy wrapped in cling film by Roy Orbison. A young girl finds passion in a mythical Mexican goat killing vampire dog. A chair is awakened to the pleasure of the flesh by a lusty rug. A man with a glorious mustache teaches girls perfect felatio techniche by suckling his stache. Presidential perversion, athletic punishments, fast food icon orgies and much more insane erotica awaits you in this collection of the most bizarre and perverse short fiction from the author of Jonesboria Discordia.
Of this work the author speaks, "if you want to find poetry in this book, you will. If you want to find Discordian Sacred Holiness in this book, you will. If you want to get off reading this book, you might. If you want to find mistakes in my writing, you will. If you want to have a good time, just let all that shit go, imagine me reading these stories to you, and allow yourself a laugh or a sad cum, whatever does it for you."
AVAILABLE IN PRINT AT:
Createspace Direct (Use code 9LD2M8XN to get 50% off)
Amazon
Barnes And Noble
EBOOK AVAILABLE AT:
Smashwords (Use code XV45S to get the ebook free!)
Nook
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Alternate Book Covers!!! #SeekingArtists!!
I have been changing book covers for my old poetry chapbooks.
For example, the aliens are coming!!!!! is no longer this:
The new alternate cover looks like this:
And From The Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair: Second Updated Edition no longer looks like this:
The new alternate cover looks like this:
I do plan on republishing every Lunatic Pope Press book by the end of the year with all new covers.
If you are interested in submitting book covers email me at t.edwardbowen@gmail.com
HAIL ERIS.
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
For example, the aliens are coming!!!!! is no longer this:
The new alternate cover looks like this:
And From The Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair: Second Updated Edition no longer looks like this:
The new alternate cover looks like this:
I do plan on republishing every Lunatic Pope Press book by the end of the year with all new covers.
If you are interested in submitting book covers email me at t.edwardbowen@gmail.com
HAIL ERIS.
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Monday, September 8, 2014
Here's a coupon for a free pre-order of the ebook version of Bizarotical!
Simply go to https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/474404 and enter code XV45S
Print version should be available soon!
Print version should be available soon!
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Changes Coming To Lunatic Pope Press This Fall
This is the new Lunatic Pope Press logo. You love it. Of course you do. I'm pretty much a genius and only create gold.
No, seriously, I do hope you like the new logo because it is going to be branded on all Lunatic Pope Press releases.
Why does this matter? What does this mean?
Basically, I'm going to make a uniform brand for all products released and will be presenting everything in a bit more professional manner.
No need to worry too much, I am still A LUNATIC POPE, and will be staying pretty far on the fringe.
Right now, ALL of The Discordian Holy Books are ON SALE! If you haven't checked that out NOW IS THE TIME TO DO SO, because once the sale ends, all of the Discordian Books will be reworked, branded, and repriced. That means what is for sale and on sale right now will be RARE, LIMITED FIRST PRINTINGS!!
Next thing to go is the poetry books. Since the book Chubby White Monkey: And Other Fables contains all previous poetry books in one collection, I will be taking all of the individual books off the market when I release the updated and branded Chubby White Monkey this fall. That means all the rest of the poetry books are going to be RARE COLLECTORS ITEMS!! If you're missing one from the collection, get it this month.
Lastly, I have been working on the finishing touches to my erotica short story collection.
Expect great things.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
On Buying and Owning Physical Ink on Paper Discordian Holy Books
This is an attempt to provide a definite guide to what Discordian Holy Books are available to purchase with your good white people folding spending monies. This will be broken into 00003 Categories:
00001 Official Holy Books
00002 Books about Disco-Disco-Discordianism
00003 Books by People Who Make Official Holy Books
00001 Official Holy Books
00002 Books about Disco-Disco-Discordianism
00003 Books by People Who Make Official Holy Books
00001 Official Holy Books
The Principia Discordia
IN PRINT:
OUT OF PRINT:
Terribly Formatted:
And then there's the absolute worst one, the one that has a fucking COPYRIGHT!!!
Feel free to take your time and check out each version. Read the reviews, look at the previews, and then look at the prices.
Now, look at this one:
Notice the tacky cover art. Notice the amount of pages and page sizes. Now look at the preview and the price.
Hopefully that's all it takes to make you want a copy.
Want it even cheaper? Click here: Add to CartNow just enter the coupon code BW4NDK23 and it's only $2.72. Now isn't that rad?
Hopefully that's all it takes to make you want a copy.
Want it even cheaper? Click here: Add to CartNow just enter the coupon code BW4NDK23 and it's only $2.72. Now isn't that rad?
Now, the next OFFICIAL HOLY BOOKS don't have so many damn copies available, so this should be easier!
HOLY BOOKS IN PRINT:
OUT OF PRINT:
00002 Books about Disco-Disco-Discordianism
00003 Books by People Who Make Official Holy Books
Please let me know if I missed any, as I will be constantly updating this post.
Also, please feel free to share your physical collection!
Also, please feel free to share your physical collection!
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