Affordablia Discordia! 5 Books 1 Discount Code 50% Off!!!

Time to bulk up your Discordian Holy Book Library with the Lunatic Pope Press Super Summer Blowout Sale 2014!!!!!

To celebrate the publication of the 2nd Edition of A Pocket Full of Chaos and the groundbreaking Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee Presents The Affordable and House Official MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Principia Discordia, we here at Lunatic Pope Press are proud to announce that ALL 5 DISCORDIAN HOLY BOOKS Published By Lunatic Pope Press shall for now until a randomly chosen time in the future shall be 50% OFF with the one holiest of coupon codes: BW4NDK23

To take advantage, simply click on any or all of these links, and enter the same Holy Discount Code to receive your RAD PLUS DISCOUNT! You will not find a way to get more Amazing Discordian Holy Books in such high quality for anywhere near these prices. 

First up, the BRAND SPANKING NEW 2nd Edition of A Pocket Full of Chaos!

This second edition is updated to be EVEN MORE OFFENSIVE AND JUVENILE! 

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Next we have Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee Presents The Affordable and House Official MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Principia Discordia!!
It's basically just the 4th Edition Principia Discordia in the most affordable, yet fully illustrated format.


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Following in the theme of updated editions comes the next book, Jonesboria Discordia, the first Discordian Book I helped put together and published, the birth of Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee, and perhaps the dumbest thing ever published. This second edition contains just the bare bones Jonesboria Discordia without all the space filler the first edition had, and has a less annoying cover scheme, but is just as S.T.O.O.P.I.D. and full of dirty things.

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Up next is Principia Dysnomia, one of the most RAD FULL COLOR Discordian Books EVER! Did I say Discordian book? I meant Dysnomian Book. Because this is TOTALLY NOT Jonesboria Discordia Part II: The Search For More Money IN FULL COLOR!! No. This is totally a book about Dysnomianism. BECAUSE THAT IS A THING.

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Last up is Voices of Chaos. Yeah, it's also IN FULL FUCKING COLOR, but it has rad interviews with some of the raddest mother fuckers who ever lived and it's the best selling book I've EVER FUCKING PUBLISHED. NOW IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKING SALE!!! HYPE!!!!!!!!

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Just remember to use code BW4NDK23 with each purchase to get the sale price!!!

Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee Presents The Affordable and House Official MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Principia Discordia

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Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee Presents The Affordable and House Official MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Principia Discordia

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Authored by Malaclypse The Younger
Designed by Rev Timothy Edward Bowen

Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee

Presents

The Affordable and House Official

MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER

Principia Discordia

OR

How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her

Wherein is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything And nothing basic has been changed Just no fancy introductions by any famous people or space filler like that. Just like, the bare bones basic book. At the absolute cheapest that I can publish it and sell it to you in physical form Because I know we all can't afford to keep replacing the copies we "lend out."

Contains Fourth Edition Body fully illustrated with Loompanics Outro. All contens (K) Lunatic Pope Press 2014

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A Pocket Full of Chaos by JHESFC

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People are seeking the answers to the confusion, the moral sickness, the spiritual emptiness that oppresses the world. We are crying out for guidance. For comfort. For peace. Eris is LAUGHING!! (Don't worry, she loves us) A Pocket Full of Chaos is a manual for Discordian Evangelists, published by Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee. JHESFC designates materials that are appropriate for a well rounded collection of quality Discordian literature. Selections represent a variety of the best in both clasic and contemporary reading and reference materials for the inquirer or the believer in ERIS DISCORDIA, OUR GODDESS! OUR MOTHER!!

Second Edition (K) Kopyleft 2014 Lunatic Pope Press
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Memoirs of a Daydreamer by Timothy Bowen (Ol Boy Floats)

Here's one of the old blurbs about this nonsense:

A collection of Poems, ramblings and musings from Timothy Bowen. Timothy Bowen is a writer living in Jonesboro AR. He is a Pope of Discordianism under the title Pope Ol Boy Floats KSC (short title). Occasionally Tim ministers at the local Unitarian Universalist church in town. He is also founder of OUR Records, a Discordian/Anarchist virtual record company. (now at ohmyeris.com). He also sings/does electronics for a few bands and solo music projects, mainly and most sucessfuly with 3 Inch Giants. (www.myspace.com/3inchgiants). Memoirs of a Daydreamer is his first publication. He is currently working on a novel called COMFORT.

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From the Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair by Timothy Bowen

From the Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair is the definitive collection of poetry by yet-to-be renown poet Timothy Bowen.

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