Sunday, September 21, 2014

Bizarotical

Bizarotical
A Collection of the Most Insane and Bizarre Erotica EVER PUBLISHED!

Authored by Rev Dr Timothy Edward Bowen KSC
Photographs by Justin Richardson
Cover design or artwork by Brandy Griffin

A bitter nihilist finds the most gruesome way to masturbate. A dying Elvis finds pure joy wrapped in cling film by Roy Orbison. A young girl finds passion in a mythical Mexican goat killing vampire dog. A chair is awakened to the pleasure of the flesh by a lusty rug. A man with a glorious mustache teaches girls perfect felatio techniche by suckling his stache. Presidential perversion, athletic punishments, fast food icon orgies and much more insane erotica awaits you in this collection of the most bizarre and perverse short fiction from the author of Jonesboria Discordia.

Of this work the author speaks, "if you want to find poetry in this book, you will. If you want to find Discordian Sacred Holiness in this book, you will. If you want to get off reading this book, you might. If you want to find mistakes in my writing, you will. If you want to have a good time, just let all that shit go, imagine me reading these stories to you, and allow yourself a laugh or a sad cum, whatever does it for you."

AVAILABLE IN PRINT AT:

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Amazon
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EBOOK AVAILABLE AT:

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Thursday, September 11, 2014

Alternate Book Covers!!! #SeekingArtists!!

I have been changing book covers for my old poetry chapbooks.
For example, the aliens are coming!!!!! is no longer this:
The new alternate cover looks like this:
And From The Mouths of Babes to the Pit of Despair: Second Updated Edition no longer looks like this:
 


 The new alternate cover looks like this:


I do plan on republishing every Lunatic Pope Press book by the end of the year with all new covers.
If you are interested in submitting book covers email me at t.edwardbowen@gmail.com

HAIL ERIS.
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA